#2. PIRANHA 3DD
Granted, I’m much more of an ass man, but how I could I ever resist the voluptuous bust-line of John Gulager’s PIRANHA 3DD? Won’t happen! Besides, as intentionally campy and kitschy as Aja’s redo was, it’s pretty clear Gulager and company are fully reveling in the silliness and cranking this bitch up to volume 11. I mean, with Gary Busey and David Hasselhoff given starring roles, the joke is certainly not lost on the filmmakers. Moreover, with SAW vets Marcus Dunstan and Patrick Melton one the keys, the marriage of excess between them and Gulager should be nothing short of astounding. Remember, all three men worked together on FEAST, which still holds as a beloved single-location horror comedy. Hopefully the men have grown as craftsmen yet retain the unapologetically sleazy sensibility we’ve come to know and love in their work. And by sleazy, let’s be clear…I wanna see Katrina Bowden peel of the bikini!